samson

another word for a husband who lashes their family

ie. samson left his wife nikita and his children samita and nikson

by anon22 August 23, 2006

samson

a big mistake in life who is mostly a bitch to everybody he is gay and turns on girls likes to date older girls and has a bad future and is normally short his whole lifetime. he does not give a FUCK about anything except girls.

look its samson!

by A BIG OOF IN LIFE July 15, 2018

Salmoneus

A person that farts to keep himself occupied.

Jim: Hey Jordan, whatcha doing.

*Jordan lets one rips and giggles*

JIm: Jordan, your such a Salmoneus!

by Jippa March 23, 2008

sacmonster

the act of being queer or not so legit to your friends. acting gay or being a sacmonster is raining on someones parade, think about it a sac+monster, SAY IT!

"hey dude, pass the remote."" no get your fatass self up and get it." "you SACMONSTER!"

by creator of sac January 30, 2008

salmon face

a girl who uses so much make up that she looks like a salmon

"girl with too much make up walks past"

girl: FUCKKKKK check out that salmon face"

by fsdkkak July 20, 2010

Salmon Danglers

The flappy parts of ones va-jay-jay, which for some can hang extremely low. The first word 'salmon' is representative of the fishy sensation one smells/tastes.

Zara & Abby - "GET YA SALMON DANGLERS OUT!"
Random stranger - I can't my minky smells too much.

Abby/Zara - "Ju Slut, is that a dangler I can see peeping through your panties? Sort it out"

Julia - "I can't help it, they hang so low"

by abbyzarabeardesclam June 17, 2011

Samming

When someone lies about everything for no apparent reason. For example *walking down the street*

Person 1: that's my ex boyfriend
Person 2: really??
*People go up to him and ask if is true and point to person. The "ex boyfriend" said it wasn't*
Person 2 confront person one
Person 2: he said he had never seen you before in this life.

Person 1: I used a different name

Moral of the story is person one is 'Samming'. Spamming someone with lies.

Johnny can't stop samming, everytime he opens him mouth he's samming .

by Lieordie September 1, 2016