Salmoning

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.

My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.

by alarmchrono December 17, 2018

sakso

A epic gentleman in minecraft

Hey sakso you are a pvp god

by sakso April 3, 2021

Salford

Land of the universal credit merchants and dole lovers, everyone here is either high off cannabis or crack it’s always one of the two. Common hair cut here is looking like frank gallagher or short back and snide trim

“Salford is a right shithole, innit”

by HITLER_ADVICE September 19, 2023

Sara Saloio

A beautiful angel that farts and burps like a truck driver.

Justin- "I love Sara Saloio"
Sara- "Ew, I hate you Justin"

by cocksuckamothafuckah July 26, 2011

Grilling Salmon

The process of putting your vagina too close to a camp fire

We were all sitting by the fire when all of a sudden we smelt something nasty, turns out Dee was grilling salmon

by NAN126 June 7, 2015

Timothy Saksono

When you cum in your own mouth before doing 69 with a girl and then spit it into her vagina to get her pregnant.

damn, last night i pulled a Timothy Saksono and now this bitch cant leave me.

by gboya69 September 19, 2019

Fanning the Salmon

A purposefully ambiguous activity with dubious connotations.

I got home last night and knew right away my roomate had been fanning the salmon! ugh!

by Materialism March 5, 2011