Watching your partner get hot and heavy with a Latin salsa partner while you watch from the sidelines.
by SalsaCuckOG January 31, 2024
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Salewalas are crazy. And foxy. They will bully you, and they are obsessed with Chick-fil-A. Very stingy with money and will not let you see even a nickel that graces their wallet. Avoid at all costs, but if you do encounter a Salewala (since there is a Salewala village in India... the Patels should beware of them. Honest to goodness here), befriend them. Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, make them your enemy. The Salewala in question will hunt you down and offer you Taco Bell that will give you diarrhea for the next 3.5 years of your career.
Salewalas are crazy. And foxy. They will bully you, and they are obsessed with Chick-fil-A. Very stingy with money and will not let you see even a nickel that graces their wallet. Avoid at all costs, but if you do encounter a Salewala (since there is a Salewala village in India... the Patels should beware of them. Honest to goodness here), befriend them. Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, make them your enemy. The Salewala in question will hunt you down and offer you Taco Bell that will give you diarrhea for the next 3.5 years of your career.
"That Salewala over there is looking at me like he's going to bite my head off..."
"That's because given the chance, that Salewala will do so."
"That's because given the chance, that Salewala will do so."
by Ahkris November 20, 2023
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Salewalas are crazy. And built like a duck. They will bully you, and they are obsessed with Chick-fil-A. Very stingy with money and will not let you see even a nickel that graces their wallet. Avoid at all costs, but if you do encounter a Salewala (since there is a Salewala village in India... the Patels should beware of them. Honest to goodness here), befriend them for a psychotic friendship that will leave you wanting to know why on earth did you think it was a good idea to be born. Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, make them your enemy. The Salewala in question will hunt you down and offer you Taco Bell that will give you diarrhea for the next 3.5 years of your career.”
Salewalas are crazy. And built like a duck. They will bully you, and they are obsessed with Chick-fil-A. Very stingy with money and will not let you see even a nickel that graces their wallet. Avoid at all costs, but if you do encounter a Salewala (since there is a Salewala village in India... the Patels should beware of them. Honest to goodness here), befriend them for a psychotic friendship that will leave you wanting to know why on earth did you think it was a good idea to be born. Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, make them your enemy. The Salewala in question will hunt you down and offer you Taco Bell that will give you diarrhea for the next 3.5 years of your career.”
"That Salewala over there is looking at me like he's going to bite my head off..."
"That's because given the chance, that Salewala will do so."
"That's because given the chance, that Salewala will do so."
by Ahkris November 20, 2023
Get the salewala mug.the act of taking a glass jar of salsa and smashing it over someone else's head and then yelling 'Salsa Boy!' afterwards
"Holy shit did you guys see Nate Banks covered in tostitos salsa today?!"
"Yeah, he must have gotten salsa boy'd during lunch!"
"Yeah, he must have gotten salsa boy'd during lunch!"
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-BRO HOW MANY PHASES HAVE YOU GONE THORUGH THIS IS PEAK AUTISM
-renember (same)
-dont use her therapist sessoins they're terribble
-OH ALSO THEY'RE A SHORT GUY/FEMBOY/DREAMSTAN
-is gonna go blind wear your glasses bro
-"you'l never forget me cus im in your walls <3" - salsabeel
-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-BRO HOW MANY PHASES HAVE YOU GONE THORUGH THIS IS PEAK AUTISM
-renember (same)
-dont use her therapist sessoins they're terribble
-OH ALSO THEY'RE A SHORT GUY/FEMBOY/DREAMSTAN
-is gonna go blind wear your glasses bro
-"you'l never forget me cus im in your walls <3" - salsabeel
"hey whos the girl hiding her face in the photo?"
"oh that one? yeah thats salsabeel"
"oh damn does she have autism or smthn"
"probably"
"oh that one? yeah thats salsabeel"
"oh damn does she have autism or smthn"
"probably"
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