swimming the moat

She's fuckin wet

She was swimming the moat so she's fucking wet

by Denominator1007 April 28, 2017

Adult swim

It’s where adults swim 8:00 to 6:00 am

Let’s Watch some grown people swim it’s called adult swim they swim to 8:00 to 6:00 am

by Some asexual animator June 29, 2020

swimming sailor

when you know you just took a big ass shit! but when you stand to get a peak at it! the toilet is empty?

I am sure that burger will be a swimming sailor in a little while!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!

by kelsonic247 July 24, 2018

Overhand swimming

The same as the front crawl, but it refers to the freestyle version(not professional). It is a bootleg way of saying it. People who don’t professionally swim usually use this word. It’s common among old timers.

Bob: Hey Cathy! Have you been practicing your overhand swimming?

Cathy: Yeah! Sure have!

by Imarealboy69 November 12, 2018

swim up stream

When you shoot your load into a girls nose. Also could be considered as snorting semen.

This chick was crazy last night, she let me swim up stream.

by zuffy December 1, 2014

Swimming in Sea Weed

in deep trouble.

When the cops showed up, we knew we were swimming in sea weed.

by rm105scott February 5, 2010

Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.

Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!

by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023