Swimming

Something that gets girls wet every time without fail. Also has the added bonus of being a filter to see them without makeup or most of their clothing.

Dude: "Yo, I got Marina so fucking wet yesterday, bro!"
Dude's friend: "What did you all do?"
Dude: "We went swimming"
Dude's Friend: ...

by AbsolutelyBraindeadSerious April 2, 2023

swim

To weave between lanes in an highway. More used in New york

Yo your good at swimming not gonna lie

by swim> June 21, 2024

swimming flagpole

When a ship sinks, the flagpoles become swimming flagpoles.

Look at the swimming flagpole

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Swim

A cocktail of alcohol as served to a regular at a bar whose drink of choice is known in advance from repeated experience. Defined by bartender Anne Depping at Black Iron Burger in Mancha.

Can I get a swim?

by BeardedMike47 February 8, 2023

don't go swimming upstream

phrase

Don't make something harder than it has to be.

That girl isn't worth your time, don't go swimming upstream.

Just study or you'll be swimming upstream.

by fargun October 5, 2025

dark swim

mood swimming with the lights off.

they were feeling moody, so they went for a dark swim.

by moody_boy January 2, 2026