Adj- the act of working out the male genitalia in various forms of activities such as tea bagging, sexual intercourse, and blow jobs.
Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek
Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek
by JaiGuyBowie July 29, 2016
Get the Nut Squatmug. The act of sitting in a pie and wriggling for sexual pleasure for the person watching. Crying during the act is considered even more arousing. (Native to Hoboken New Jersey)
by elvieandy August 30, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. Verb
A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.
A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.
by Morons Are Really Pathetic March 6, 2012
Get the Mob Squatmug. Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020
Get the Midget Squat Fuckmug. An act, normally performed on video, intended to titillate the senses. This act is technically a fetish, but (and this is important) it is NOT ILLEGAL! Squat Cobbler involves a fully clothed man, all by himself, who sits in a pie and wiggles around. The more extreme varieties of this lewd act is known as "Cry Baby Squat Cobbler", or "Cry Baby Squat" for short, which involves tears. Usually, the more tears, the more taboo it is considered to be, and to a certain audience, more desirable.
The term originates from the eastern United States where it is commonly called "Hoboken Squat Cobbler" and, like Hellman's Mayonnaise, is called something different west of the Rocky Mountains.
In the midwest it is simply referred to as "pie sitting"
See also full moon moon pie boston crème splat simple simon the ass man dutch apple ass pie sitting Hoboken squat cobbler
The term originates from the eastern United States where it is commonly called "Hoboken Squat Cobbler" and, like Hellman's Mayonnaise, is called something different west of the Rocky Mountains.
In the midwest it is simply referred to as "pie sitting"
See also full moon moon pie boston crème splat simple simon the ass man dutch apple ass pie sitting Hoboken squat cobbler
Jeff came over and was paid handsomely to perform the Hoboken squat cobbler into a still hot dutch apple pie.
The man does a mean and quite sexy squat cobbler. There are tears, and lots of wriggling! He even wears a batman costume!
The man does a mean and quite sexy squat cobbler. There are tears, and lots of wriggling! He even wears a batman costume!
by pseudonymnonominon July 29, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. noun - usually, any low area or object to sit down on, like a designated area on the ground, a tree stump, or a bottom step (stoop). Nowadays, a squat can refer to anything you can sit on, e.g., bench, chair, stool.
verb - the act of sitting down.
verb - the act of sitting down.
noun - If someone leaves their seat, at a night club for example, you might ask, "let me get dis squat?"
noun - If you want a seat next to someone, on a bus for example, you might ask, "can I get dis squat?"
verb - after a long hike in the woods, one might say, "aw man! bump this! I'm about to squat for a few minutes."
noun - If you want a seat next to someone, on a bus for example, you might ask, "can I get dis squat?"
verb - after a long hike in the woods, one might say, "aw man! bump this! I'm about to squat for a few minutes."
by apbt July 6, 2023
Get the squatmug. by Tbwaaaa September 29, 2021
Get the Poppa squatmug.