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Missile Sponge

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.
"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"
by YoloRoc August 25, 2023
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accent sponge

Someone automatically speaking with an accent when they hear it, absorbing it like a sponge.
Aria: since when does Johnny have a Brummie accent?
Leah: He doesn't, he's just an accent sponge.
by coachdexter September 22, 2023
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Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.
Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.
by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019
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Gooey sponge

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack
“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged
by juliaholton December 9, 2020
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Treacle sponge

When you take a large watery shit on a sponge and you shove it up a girls vagina or a mans urethra
I gave Martha a treacle sponge last night
by Nullifiedgoose December 23, 2020
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Sponge

To adopt a word or phrase into your vocabulary that is frequently used by someone you know
1. If you keep saying that all the time, I'm going to sponge it off of you.

2. Friend 1: That was some big oof right there!
Friend 2: So you're the one that I sponged "big oof" from!
by CrimsonBlader24 November 17, 2020
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new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
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