Treacle sponge

When you take a large watery shit on a sponge and you shove it up a girls vagina or a mans urethra

I gave Martha a treacle sponge last night

by Nullifiedgoose December 23, 2020

Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.

"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014

cheese the sponge

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.

All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013

Sponge

A sponge is someone with no distinct personality who just mimics whatever friend group or significant other they have at the time.

Billy is such a sponge, I thought he was country and now all the sudden he’s “always been goth” since he started dating that emo chick.

by skinny cracker November 27, 2022

Sponge

v. Meaning your mental function is not normal (dumb, slow, special, retarded, stupid, etc.)

a. You sponge as fuck.

b. Stop being a sponge.

c. Get yo sponge ass out my face.

by Sam Saw March 30, 2017

Fully Sponged

The feminine counter to the male term "Bricked Up". A female is "Sponged up" or "Fully Sponged" when the capacity for internal wetness has reached it ultimate saturation point due to experiencing something enticing or arousing.

"Brooke, I can barely watch the new season of the Bachelor without getting fully Sponged up!"

by GH0xSTED August 8, 2023

Sponged Out

Verb. The act of when a college girl goes out and seeks to soak up as much alcohol and dick as possible.

Man, I sponged out last night.

by she33333eeeep October 26, 2017