Brown Snake Snorkler 

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.

Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.

Brown Snake Snorkler by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010

blaze the snake

when a man puts his penis through a glory hole and the receiving person burns it with a lighter or cigarette.

I had to take a wicked diarrhea shit so I stopped at the truck stop. When someone put their pecker through the glory hole in the stall wall, I whipped out my zippo and had to blaze the snake.

blaze the snake by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

flogged the one-eyed snake 

Westerosi term for masturbated

"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister

flogged the one-eyed snake by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019

Flying Sex Snake 

When you jump off the top rope in a wrestling ring with your dick out and perfectly insert your wang into your opponent.

John Cena just preformed the flying sex snake!

Flying Sex Snake by Jackrocks112 December 23, 2019

alabama snake slide 

"two in the cooter and one in the pooper" Known up north as the shocker. The act of fingering a girls vag with two fingers and inserting the other in her butt.

steph is a real freak enjoys the old alabama snake slide.

alabama snake slide by Jack Mehoff2 June 22, 2008

butt snake 

a usually brown or green snake that dwells in the bowells until it is full grown and then released from the anus into the toilet world

Grant saw the remains of a very aggresive butt snake all over the toilet bowl, but never saw the actual butt snake he had released

butt snake by anonymous388 February 5, 2010

Solid Snaked 

To avoid a situation where awkwardness or trouble could ensue

I owed that guy money but I solid snaked it through the back.

Saw that chick I didnt want to see so I solid snaked it before she could see me.

Solid Snaked by Mav3ric June 28, 2007