Sleeping With

When two people share a bed to experience sexual positions and cuddle afterwards til morning

Amanda : Wow Chad's sure been a dick since Kiersten started Sleeping With Jake!
Kaylee : No kidding he took a dump on his desk yesterday and made me clean it up!
Amanda : Oh my god that's disgusting I would have quit!
Kaylee : I would have but I need this damn job!
Chad : Hey you two stop the chit chat and get your asses back to work or I will hand you my feces on a plate and make you eat it!
Amanda : That's it I quit!
Chad : So Kaylee you need this damn job well if you don't start Sleeping With me Your Fired!
Kaylee : Fuck you I quit too!
Chad : You two will never work in this town again!

by SlopNChop July 12, 2017

Sleep Drunk

Sleep drunk: the act of being so sleep deprived that you act as though intoxicated

man i was so sleep drunk last night i said some things i shouldn't have

by Rightnowimsleepdrunk July 1, 2009

Sleepy Boner

when a man is tired, bored, normally in the morning at his desk, while riding in the car, train or the bus, where he gets so relaxed that he pops a gigantic stiffy that he needs to hide and attempt to get rid of before he needs to stand up.

cures for sleepy boners include thinking about old people, saggy beef curtains, and imagining the sickest person you can think of naked.

When my train stop came up, I had to carry my messenger bag in the front because I could not get rid of my sleepy boner in time. I hope no one runs into it.

by Mattman18 July 20, 2010

sleepy pants

Another word for pajamas, but mostly used when referring to pajama bottoms. Sleepy pants are often worn to bed and for spending lazy days around the house.

I can't wait to get home from work and change into my sleepy pants.

by itskevin July 2, 2006

Sleep Jerking

Sleep jerking is an unfortunate chronic condition where a person will unconsciously pound one out.

This condition is derivation of 'sleep walking' and "talking in your sleep' but much more serious and in certain situations, very embarrassing.

Mark passed out after smoking too much weed at the party, whipped it out, and proceeded sleep jerking in front of everybody. It was only until people started to cheer him on when he woke up.

by Nate James February 20, 2009

Sleep paralysis

All the bald men charging at u and turns out it was rob and he has warm cheese and for all we know he ran out of toilet paper and has wiped his ass with the cheese

Sleep paralysis:ahh it’s Ron

by 🦋🐥 July 20, 2019

sleep country canada

a canadian mattress store with an unforgetable jingle

Singing - "sleep country canada, why buy a mattress anywhere else?"

by girl1981 July 21, 2008