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wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis
John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing
by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013
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Sack Scratch

Sack Scratch, also sometimes spelled "Sackscratch" is a native species of northwestern New Jersey. Sack Scratch is the cousin species of the "Jersey Sasquatch". Sack Scratch has also been referred to by some locals as Skunksack, Swampert, Big dirty, Skud Knuckle, Dirty Donald and Donny.

The Sack Scratch is rarely seen walking the streets but when it is, beware of it's stench.
The Sack Scratch is usually hidden away in his den that can only be described as a "bombed out shit hole" that has a stench of shit, piss, old food, dead bugs, sweaty arm pits, rotten cum, gross ball cheese, dirty feet and swamp ass.
The Sack Scratch has a unique smell that is potent enough to singe the eye brows right off your forehead and cause disorientation that may smack you on your ass with a one, two punch. The stench that emits from this horrendous creature is enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.
To keep this creature at bay, you can toss it any kinda snack that is sugary and sweet. But mostly anything besides veggies will do!
Lastly, do not anger the Sack Scratch or he might just break your spine into two pieces and eat you for lunch!
John- What the hell happened to you?
Mike- I think the Sack Scratch is about, My brows were burned right off my face by a mysterious smell!
by Zahvi Bo September 30, 2025
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scratch gaming

Hey Orbit lets Scratch Game

Hey orbit we got some Scratch gaming to do
by aGreathedge April 22, 2018
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scratch

some site where its somehow better to survive than the other definitionts.
person:hey scratch seems like a bad website most people say it's pretty bad
person 2,who uses scratch:actually some of the 6 year olds aren't that bad.
person:are you serious?
person 2:yeah i am.
after person 1 makes a scratch account and goes on for a bit
person:yeah,most furries and all that are not much featured and all that.
person 2:told'cha!
furries:yeah but we still exist.
person 1 and 2:you do not exsist much
by everyoneyt August 19, 2020
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Old Scratch

Old Scratch is a nickname or pseudonym for the Devil, Satan, Beelzebub ("Netflix series "Lucifer")
Lucifer describes himself as Satan, Beelzebub, Old Scratch.. "Actually I like that one in particular..."
by LostSoulColo69 April 6, 2022
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Scratch

A website where 6 year old kids make games no one wants to play
bill said too me that he likes Scratch games, so I shot him In the head.
by Doopy_Gloop March 12, 2021
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Scratching the service

Australian idiom: to deal with a matter only in the most superficial way. Similar to American ‘Scratching the surface’, but meaning different to ‘Scratching the cervix’
We’re so compatible in so many ways and we’re just scratching the service
by AustralianLinguist March 2, 2023
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