Dong Rip

When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.

"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."

Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.

by $100 bill September 30, 2019

Ripped and Whipped

Getting high on weed, "ripped", and then proceeding to inhale nitrous oxide, "whipped".

ERIC: Hey, you wanna smoke some of dat dank ass weed?
JUSTIN: Yeah dog, let's smoke some ganj.
*SMOKES WEED
JUSTIN: You wanna do a whippet?
ERIC: Of course.
JUSTIN: Hell yeah, let's get ripped and whipped.

by Juhjuhjuhjuhjuhjuhjustin July 16, 2016

Jay ripping

Sitting down with a gallon of milk and suckin some down

I gonna start jay ripping when I get home from work

by JayRipper4Lyfe November 10, 2022

rip stan

what happens when you do 90 on a freeway, drink a fifth of vodka and drive

I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive. rip stan

by xqwerty96 November 21, 2013

Rip a clit

Nigga fuck your tomatoes

I’m gonna rip a clit

by Pootya May 21, 2018

Mim Rip

When you inhale dab pen and e-cigarette as much as you possibly can without exhaling and then explode with smoke.

"Hey Anthony, wanna take a Mim Rip off my dab pen and Juul?"
"Sure Dylan, I would love to!"

by Yung Hebrew March 12, 2019

rip the sandwich

The act of using a vape and blowing fat clouds.

Brandon, you wanna rip the sandwich tomorrow?
Hell yea bro.

by Planet of the Vapes May 17, 2017