the lawful pirate (religion)

the lawful pirate is a religion that you must be born into by rights ... complies with the law of the savior ie old and new testaments... it is where instead of plundering you have a method of obtaining what people don't want .. which can sometimes be more than what they do want... this religion is that you are a ghost.. hence why you must be born into by rights.. and the earth or universe (for example) is made of water and spirit you float around in a ghost ship ..terrorising those that do not represent your religion... many pirates have ended up being lawful but as there is no law higher than they than can get caught in there own short fallings and face judgement the lawful pirate has the all his laws complete and accounted for hence why it is a fulfilled religion and not a persona

i was once a half of the lawful pirate (religion)as i did not have the rights and i terrorised chaotics asked what they wanted they replied... to kill you ... and i said "right! by my name and by the law of my god you will never infact for it is now permenantly and infinately impossible for you to lay even a finger on this body which i am until you have all been deafeated forever

by angus david macfarlane June 13, 2007

religion

a beleif based on the knowledge of a higher power who has created and put you on earth....

have u all seriously lost ur ways that u cant relize that 4 what it is.
a colt is not a religion its a grouping of sacrifice from what u believe lifes meaning to be.

how the fuck do u think u got here? a planet might be able to create simple things like trees and algie, but do u really think an intellagent species can grow from dirt? and evelution is a bunch of bullshit other then catapillers turning into butterflys....if we evolved from apes then why arnt apes extinct. why wuddent they all have evolved. religion is not a way of life, no more then a belief.

by all knowing truth January 15, 2006

Loosing my Religion

Best fucking black metal song ever. But only Graveworm's version, though.

I listened to Loosing my Religion over a dozen times last night.

by Paracetamol 500mg October 1, 2006

Religion

A way more complex way of saying "I'm scared that my existance is void of reason and I fear accepting death".
Fear of being responsible of once actions, blaming and entrusting all their life to an Idol/ Deity.

Person A: "I wonder what will happen when we die, man."
Person B: "Well, my Religion says that I will reincarnate/ be by Gods side"

by 404eR November 5, 2020

The Religion Music

I Believe That The Religion Music Is The Most Powerful And Understanding Of The All. Music Has he Power To Change Your Opinions On Life. As I Grew Up To See Everyone The Same Once The Listened To a Different Brand Of Music They Automaticly Change Their Views Of Life.

Example Of The Religion Music

Rap - Creates A Person To Cause Trouble And Get Into Trouble

Rock - Becomes To Hate Or Create Hate Or Just Reck It

by Aka12345 July 5, 2010

It's against my religion

Da ultimate total-bu**s**t excuse for not doing something dat any reasonable/responsible person should do, merely for da purpose of selfishly shirking a basic duty to your fellow humans because you're too lazy/cowardly/self-centered to do so.

"It's against my religion" is the total "anti-Christ" (i.e., the exact opposite religion-based statement) in every way to the equally-disgraceful, "It's God's will" coercing-statement --- while this latter phrase attempts to insensitively pressure someone else to perform/allow an action that he strongly dislikes/disapproves of, the former statement is said in an equally-thoughtless attempt to "acceptably" get out of performing an action which the speaker himself does **not** want to do.

by QuacksO May 21, 2019

bad religion

One of the most boring bands of all time. This band has a million songs and they all sound the same: sing along lyrics with scientific terms thrown in to show that the singer is one smart mofo.

I got dragged to a Bad Religion show in Austin in 1992 and hated every second of it.

by arrow_keys August 3, 2005