get religion

A phrase which means to find faith, or simply go to a religious service.

"Todd really cleaned himself up after he got religion."

Person 1: "Services start in about 10 minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, time to go get religion..."

by kraas April 24, 2008

true religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon with superior physical genetics who may or may not have some degree of mental abnormalities

Girl at party: “That guy who lives here has a Book of Mormon and can’t seem to keep his place clean”
Girl 2 at party: “talk about true religion genes”

by Rocheman4280 September 19, 2021

Islam true religion

Why Islam is the truth
Fulfilled prophecies in Qu'ran and Hadith
No contradictions in the Qu'ran
Scientific, historical, mathematical and linguistic miracles in the Qu'ran

"Assalamualaikum brother, I am so glad to be a follower of Islam."
"Me too brother, Wa'alaikumassalam. I am happy not to be of those led astray and those Allah is not pleased with."
"Allahuakbar!"
"Yes, Alhamdulillah. Islam true religion."

by ImNotZenithLol April 7, 2021

losing my religion

A southern expression for losing your temper.

Losing patience.
Losing your faith.

In someone or something.

WOOO GURL I AM LOSING MY RELIGION IF THAT THERE BOI DONT PLANT THOSE WATERMELONS RIGHT!!!!

by AlanaLii March 14, 2012

organised religion

n. Often church-oriented, it is a means to control the masses, using such promises as eternal life, love, power, and happiness. It also involves fictional characters such as Jesus Christ, Satan, Jehova, etc. as well as fictitious places like Heaven, Hell, and Limbo.

From an objective point of view, the world leader attained his power using the fear instilling objects from organised religion.

by [e-mail] May 16, 2010

the lawful pirate (religion)

the lawful pirate is a religion that you must be born into by rights ... complies with the law of the savior ie old and new testaments... it is where instead of plundering you have a method of obtaining what people don't want .. which can sometimes be more than what they do want... this religion is that you are a ghost.. hence why you must be born into by rights.. and the earth or universe (for example) is made of water and spirit you float around in a ghost ship ..terrorising those that do not represent your religion... many pirates have ended up being lawful but as there is no law higher than they than can get caught in there own short fallings and face judgement the lawful pirate has the all his laws complete and accounted for hence why it is a fulfilled religion and not a persona

i was once a half of the lawful pirate (religion)as i did not have the rights and i terrorised chaotics asked what they wanted they replied... to kill you ... and i said "right! by my name and by the law of my god you will never infact for it is now permenantly and infinately impossible for you to lay even a finger on this body which i am until you have all been deafeated forever

by angus david macfarlane June 13, 2007

Loosing my Religion

Best fucking black metal song ever. But only Graveworm's version, though.

I listened to Loosing my Religion over a dozen times last night.

by Paracetamol 500mg October 1, 2006