reddit erection

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like

nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*

by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022

REDDITPHILE

Any moderator on Reddit that covers up for pedophiles operating on that site. A person who bans the word “GROOMER”

You’re a disgusting REDDITPHILE

by Xccxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx March 29, 2022

Reddit

heaven of memes and 95% of memes either come from here or are posted on here

"memes cured my depression" - a wise man on urban dictionary
"where do i get fresh memes?"
"reddit"
"WHAT DA FAK IS A SANIK~ i mean reddit"
"kys you have been living under a rock for the last 27 years"

by Empress Kristi May 12, 2022

Redditin'

The act of using a meme to mock an opinion, mostly political or religious, sometime using false stereotypes

Redditin' Meme 1: Evil leftist be like: We don't murder babies
Redditin' Meme 2: Evil Muslims be like: We don't bomb stuff

by RaccoonWithInternetAccess August 4, 2022

Reddwan

Reddwan is the sweetest person you'll ever come across. He goes above and beyond to show his love and care. He's smart and hardworking and is super reliable. Reddwan makes you feel safe, appreciated and you can put all your trust in him. He makes jokes that are so dumb, you can't help but laugh. He's thoughtful, and kind and if you have Reddwan as a partner, marry him. He deserves the world and more. He's shy and reserved at first, but it's worth making the effort to get to know a Reddwan if you're lucky enough to come across one.

npc 1: Yo is that Reddwan over there?
npc 2: Yeah go say hi he's a great kid
npc 1: Nah but he deffo seems fruity
npc 2: Yeah but he pulls all the bitches with his spiderman cum
npc 1: Ight say less im making my move

by UrMumLovesMyDesk September 24, 2022

reddish

best part of Stockport argue with ur goldfish about it

proper love reddish me x

by cityfanschasemen October 2, 2022

Reddit second

The amount of time it takes for a Reddit comment to be downvoted after posting it.

Wow, I just agreed with OP and my comment got downvoted in a Reddit second.

by Mike_Litoris October 23, 2022