Queef

Queef ('kweef) n. a sexual activity in which the female genitalia release a (pfffffphpfff) wet vibrating lip noise, referred to as a vaginal fart or vart. can occur during intercourse (shunting the sidings, berrying the bone, parking the pink buss, slamming the lamb, etc!), cunnilingus (it is recomended that u DO NOT queef during oral), and digit* manipulation (fingering/masterbation), *digit can be replaced with: cucumber, dildo, vibrator, candles, coke cans, or other household/industrial objects (up to and including a jackhammer)

"I love the smell of Queef in the morning" (A vietnam war film (1979))

"when i was tickling my ladys fair pink in the castle courtyard, she did Queef it a most desperate and shrill manner" King Henri VIII about anne bowling.

"my girlfriend loves to Queef on demand"

"my girlfriend loves to queef with a ping pong ball in her snatch"

by King of the Queef November 2, 2003

Queef taco

when one decides to queef into a taco, grill it, top it with cheese, and eat it!

dude: my mom cooked my brother a queef taco, now hes in a coma

by BASEDGOD:D March 21, 2011

Quebequack

The annoying sound made by some Québécoise when they attempt to speak their mother tongue. Often reminiscent of the sound made by a duck in distress. Likely to be heard when younger French-Canadian women open their mouth to berate their boyfriends, demand welfare, complain about their menstrual cycle, profess they are natural and don't need makeup (when they do), or simply say anything in their uncomprehensible jargon which is 95% church-related obscenities.
FR: québécoin

Overheard: Colline Julie (quack) tsé là là (quack), mon chum là (quack), ch'u plus capable là (quack) y'é trop cool là (quack) il fait toujours ce que je lui demande là (quack) y'é cool en tabarnak là (quack) quack quack quack quack quack

Bystander: Holy shit, a flock of wild ducks! Oh nevermind, it's just some damn Quebequack bitch. Fuckin québéwhack.

by Skietmydeur March 9, 2013

Queef

A fart that comes out of your pussy. It usually happens when you’re nervous or you got your pussy stretched out.

Zion: “Hey.”
BEANZ: “OMFG ZION SAID HEY TO ME AND I JUST QUEEFED!”

by niggamuch October 27, 2018

chilli queef

a term used to describe a foul or disgusting smell, usually a queef or another form of flatulence.it is easily recognized by it's sweet, yet spicy aroma.

"yeah, me and debbie were just goin at it and when I went to eat her out, she blasted a chilli queef right in my face that singed off my eyebrows!"

by jordan colon June 11, 2008

Queebloon

A balloon blown up entirely from queefs

Don't pop that balloon! It's actually a queebloon!

by Schpure Dirt May 17, 2011

Queef Missile

any object prepelled and shot across the room from a high pressured Queef

I was minding my own business when she sent a Queef Missile across the room and hit me in the head

by booboo boomerang September 11, 2011