pigeon

to shit and piss at the same sitting, or having to do this

oh fuck, i got to go pigeon!

by fartsniffer May 25, 2002

pigeon

Someone who locks themselves in their room. They love getting pokey stix and taco bell. They also love doing lab reports. They usually will cough when starting to talk. Most of their time is spent on the phone with their mother. Often times she will order him pokey stix. This person also does not shave, causing them to get a "blackbeard". They also shower at weird times, like 2am. These people also have been known to shower with a bathing suit on. They also take their shirts off to take a shit. One time, the pigeon peed all over the bathroom floor, because he missed the toilet. If you find a pigeon living near you, please be careful, offer to order him pokey stix and he will not attack you.

" pigeon, why does the bathroom smell like pee"
" i missed the toilet and got it all over the floor"

"pigeon, drive me to taco bell"
"go away, im on the phone with my mom"
"come on pig, ill buy you a taco"
"ok fine, lets go"

"pigeon, wanna hang out"
"i cant, have to write lab report"

by gumby's delivery guy December 13, 2006

Pigeon Chest

Where your chest sticks out all flat and gross like.

Tommy: "Hey why's Emily pushing her chest out like that?"

Billy: "Dude, she's not. She's got that nasty pigeon chest shit going on."

Tommy: "OHH. AH SICK!"

Emily: "Caaaaaaaaaaanada!"

Billy: "Ah, disgusting, I didn't know people like that could talk."

by Assy McAsserson September 11, 2009

pigeon

Dirt-ay hoe that fucks a guy once and doesnt leave. She gets him to pay her bills and have her babies and take care of them while she fucks other guys

Sabrina is a pigeon

by Melvin_flynt_da hustla November 13, 2003

pigeon breast

somthin really gross in ur chest that sticks out... i think its a bone

i am fucked up so i have a pigeon breasy

by pigeon breast March 12, 2003

pigeon toe

A toe which has had the toe nail permanently removed

All the kids got out of the swimming pool in a hurry once they took a look at his pigeon toe!

by 2quickmick February 19, 2009

stool pigeon

a turd that flies out of your butt

safari guide: at 4 o' clock we can see a wild stool pigeon, a fine specimen indeed! and there is the father who appears to be shitting out one after the other.

by tardexecutioner May 9, 2011