Modem Pussy

A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.

For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."

by Mezca November 9, 2009

heat pussy

one who cannot endure the high temperature of his surroundings. someone who cannot tolerate high temperatures well.

Man, everytime the A/C in the office breaks Tim complains, he's such a heat pussy.

by TeamTellHeem July 8, 2011

Skunk Puss

A phrase used to describe female with a toxic, foul smelling vagina that rivals the Chernobyl accident. Don't be fooled by the cover of the book here, bros. Typically Skunk Puss is experienced in women you bring home from the bars or clubs so proceed with caution.

Guy 1: Hey Derp, look at that those two chicks sitting by themselves. We should go talk to them and see if we can pull some random strange tonight.

Guy 2: Thats not random strange bro. I know one of those chicks. The one on the left is herpette, Derp herpsons Ex GF. She's got mad skunk puss dude. And if she's got it I dont trust any Scally wags she hangs out with either.

Guy 1: Ah shit, good call Derp. We better Evac this Haz waste containment.

by Sir Derp of herppington October 15, 2011

Profanity Pussy

1. Someone who is scared to use profanity

2. Someone who doesn´t feel comfortable with using profanity

3. Someone who doesn´t use profanity on a regular basis

4. Someone who never used profanity

5. Someone who references "bad words", like fuck, as the F-word

6. Someone who thinks the words like "damn" and "ass" are "bad words"

Fuck
Cock
Pussy
Dick
Ass
Asshole
Buttfuck
Fucking
Bitch
Nigga (fo´ shigga)
Shit
Piss
Tits
Etc.

Hey look, I used profanity you Profanity Pussy

by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 21, 2012

mayonnaise pussy

A vagina that resembles mayonnaise in look. Also has the gelatin like giggle similar to mayonnaise. May also resemble the taste and vicosity of that of mayonnaise.

Yo she was nasty, she had that mayonnaise pussy

by Cheesedik June 16, 2015

Plump pussy

When those lower lips look nice and juicy, you just want to smack them to your heart's desire.

"damn girl that plump pussy is on the menu tonight"

by Datnibbler June 27, 2019

Beer Push-up

A week-long training regiment for an upcoming weekend that is likely to include heavy drinking. A beer push-up is categorized as starting with 1 drink on Monday followed by a progressive increase in drink amounts leading up to the event.

I started on Monday night with 1 beer push-up, by Friday, I was up to 7. I'm ready for Saturday!

by Scottimo April 27, 2019