Puerto Rican pull out

When instead of wearing a condom you just pull out and splurge all over the girls back when you are about to cum.
Also that thing that they told you not to do in sex Ed but only bitches don't

Don't be a bitch, lose the condom and Puerto Rican pull out you pussy

by Dothejohnwall February 25, 2015

puerto rican stinkin ass bitch

only describes the fewest of latino (I'm better than you white people)attitudes only exceeded by her vast knowledge of all, which only proves how dumb/irrational a mexican/puerto rican Bitch really is; commonly waking up at 4 in the morning with a Dumb Bitchattitude;repeatedly
asking stupid questions like ex: "Where is a gas station.....you should know your a mechanic" when she's on the busiest freeway in the world the 405

ex1;This puerto rican stinkin ass bitch thinks I have mapquest in my fucken head. ex2; Gina why does your vaginal cavity stink, did you shower tonight, you puerto rican stinkin ass bitch.

by Jeremy 'of' so cal October 16, 2006

Purrgasm

When your sexual other begins to purr while having an orgasm.

"OH, Dean, oh oh...purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
"cindy, are..are you purrgasming???"

"...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
"JACKPOT!"

by R_Dawg_haha November 15, 2009

Purity ring

Someone that's Christian and won't fuck until they're married

Jack: did you and Anne do it?
John: no the bitch just told me she wore a god damn purity ring

by Blue jeans and sparkles December 17, 2014

puerto rican credit card

A set of jumper cables used after a Puerto Rican funeral.

A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.

After all of the batteries were stolen during Alejandro's funeral, the trusty Puerto Rican credit card was called upon to jump-start all of the cars.

Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.

by Roger E December 5, 2007

purrty mouth

When a sophomore on the wrestling team decides to fail art

Chris C-(in a rapist voice) hey Shane, you have a Purrty mouth..

Shane C- kill your self!

by Rebel_wrestling February 9, 2014

Puerto Rican Jackhammer

The act of dipping a small round rod into any variety of hot sauce and then quickly thrusting it in and out of a guys peehole.

Man1: "I'm down for some kinky shit, but when she suggested a puerto rican jackhammer i was out of there"

Man2: "Well can I get her phone number then?"

by XtheoneandonlyfattyX August 6, 2011