Prison Gold

Cigarettes. Cigarettes are generally the currency in prison, making it valuable just like gold.

Inmate 1: Hey do you have any cards? I'm looking for something to do.
Inmate 2: Yeah, I've got some but it'll cost you some prison gold.

by Konbadboi July 26, 2016

poosomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia

When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.

by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017

prison steak

The act of willfully giving or receiving dick in prison, and enjoying it like a fine cut of steak.

I'm not afraid of going back to prison, the pepper prison steak on Friday's is pretty good

by Fuckthealtleft August 3, 2017

prison visit

the act of pressing ones breasts, genitals or rear end against a glass window or divider while someone is on the other side

my girlfriend gave me a prison visit this morning while i was in the shower

by crakerTHC September 18, 2017

prison golf

The act of sticking you big erect penis in between a guys testicles and then proceed to stroke it like you are having intercourse.

Me and Tyrone were prison golfing last night in the laundry room

by My nigga weslee December 5, 2017

Prison pillow

When you’re at a hotel and don’t have enough pillows so you use an empty pillow case filled with dirty clothes to craft your own make-shift pillow.

Andrew: “I’ll go and ask reception for a new pillow”
Kate: “Say no more fam, I’ll make you a prison pillow instead”

by Cristy Snow Job December 25, 2017

prison butter

It is when prisoners jizz in a cup and use it for lube

Tyrone got 2 more years cause they found a gallon of prison butter

by Joedahoe April 22, 2018