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Pressed

When your feeling suicidal and depressed from getting harassed; Or just want to beat up your neighbors annoying 4 year old daughter who pulls up every day wearing a onesie; Juice Wrld
Mom: O the neighbors daughter came to say hi today

Me: Im fockin pressed
by MicroIMP January 20, 2021
mugGet the Pressedmug.

Quarter press

While experiencing a quarter chub, a man will finagle his penis into a woman’s vagina via thumb and forefinger.
I couldn’t my cock rock hard, so I gave ‘er the ol’ quarter press.
by Flaccidpatchkids November 17, 2021
mugGet the Quarter pressmug.

Sank pressing

A Human male presses his dick up against glass.
by Dishongn December 2, 2016
mugGet the Sank pressingmug.

pressed

when a female looks like they were squished in a hydraulic press. Usually a short female whose body proportions make them look like a lego.
damn dude, you see that girl she’s so pressed
by Mart2 August 1, 2021
mugGet the pressedmug.

press a trip

The chick get busy with all the homies...she's a how so there's nothing to press a trip about.
by Thready_Kruller October 6, 2018
mugGet the press a tripmug.

Full Court Pressed

An instance of being so pressed that you must defend yourself against a whole team of aggressors.
*Friends are all roasting buddy who's made a bad decision*
Roastee : STFU guys, it's not as bad as it sounds, you all are just stupid.
Roaster : Woah buddy don't be getting all full court pressed on us, we're just ribbin ya!
by HMatzy March 15, 2023
mugGet the Full Court Pressedmug.

Press Bait

Let's press bait at mine before we go out on the gash hunt
by jammyd01 April 12, 2012
mugGet the Press Baitmug.

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