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Hey, Cody, I bet you won't say anything about how he's mentally retarded. If he had a small dick you would say something or at the very least insinuate that because he has a small dick he's inadequate. I've watch other YouTubers do it so I'm sure it's allowed.
Hym "But I've never seen a YouTuber insinuate that there is anything wrong with a mental retard. Isn't that weird? Because there clearly is something wrong with them. They're retarded. It's like we all have to pretend that there is nothing wrong with retards... But we don't even have to pretend a little bit that a small dick doesn't dictate entirely how people are going to interact with you. I think that's weird. I think that's why you have to yell 'fire' if you're being raped. It's shit like this adding up someone's decision to just walk away. And it's the same thing with the mentally ill! We all have to pretend that Chris Williamson isn't a mentally ill piece of shit or that his mental illness doesn't make him inferior to anyone who isn't a mentally ill piece of shit... But... You just don't have to extend the same courtesy to a small dick. That's weird. I think it's weird. What to you think, Cody? What to you think about how you're allowed to denigrate small dicks but not retards when retards are clearly worse and deserve life less and everyone is coerced into providing for them? I don't know Cody bo-body... I can't think of an answer."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024
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Prehevious

The worst ever word to be called or described with.
How Dare You! Your so Prehevious behind the world!
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Prepen

All activities, especially playful, which proceed penetration for the duration of a sexual experience.
I had so much fun during prepen last night
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prepen

All activities, especially in a playful spirit, which precede any sort of penetration for the duration of a sexual experience.
The anal was great, but I really preferred the prepen.
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Presentator

A presenter who is also a bit of a potato
The presentation was okay, but the guy delivering it was a bit of a presentator
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Present

Can I be present in the moment?
Hym "Um... YEAH, dipshit. That's one of the modes. I mean, it- What are you even talking about? It isn't even the best mode! I'm using it now! While I write! That is what the mode is for! You are doing that wrong. Present mode (Fully embodied self/FES) is got DOING things, Ham Sarris. It's for like, slanging weiner and shit. Why would I use FES all the time? That's why I think you don't have thoughts in your head. I use it while I'm writing and oscillate between THAT and Internal Dialogue mode to make these. Then there is Scenario Visualization mode. And then there is the Autopilot. That's for remedial, repetitive task. And I use the autopilot in conjunction with both Visualization and Dialogue modes. It also doesn't require cognition AT ALL. Like, my walk to work last night was almost entirely autopilot. I literally don't even remember most of the trip. But my autopilot is ALSO fucked right now because of this brain shit I got going on. But nah, there's nothing good about present mode. Present mode is dodshit. Hyperfocus mode or bust. But hyper focus is strenuous. Which is why I usually only play games in like 1-2 hour long bursts. What am I going to do? Go outside and look at a bird? Fuck present mode."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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Pretenderprise

Network equipment that typically costs more and has more features than the cheapest home gear from tplink/linksys/etc, but is also generally lacking features of much higher end switches from cisco, aruba, hpe, or mellanox.
Unifi and Mikrotik are known for making pretenderprise gear.
by Cowclops May 5, 2025
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