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air tight ski pole 

When you take five guys and one girl and have sex with her. Three dudes picking a whole, either mouth, ass or pussy. While they fuck her in her wholes she takes the two other guys standing at her side and begins jerking them off as if using ski poles.
Dude #1: Man we need to run the ol' air tight ski pole on this bitch.
Dude #2: Dude I get one of the wholes no matter what.
Dude #3: I get ass you get pussy?
Dude #4: What if your shit touches, won't that be weird?
Dude #2 and 3: Maybe, but fuck it.
Dude #4: Ok, well I'll take the mouth, I guess that leaves you guys as the poles.
Dude #1 and 5: FUCK! Well there better be plenty of lube.
air tight ski pole by Colt4540 April 24, 2008

rusty pole 

After performing anal sex, The Male's penis is encased with his partner's feces.
The fudge packer packed his spouse's fudge, and when he was done he had a rusty pole.

Rusty Tent Pole 

A rusty tent pole, is a sex position what the male will lick a girls anus to loosen it up. While she takes a laxitive. She then diaria's on the male and he then uses it as lubricant to put it where he chooses.

Best preformed after eating, mexican or chinese.
Josh: My dick still stinks from that rusty tent pole on friday night.
Rusty Tent Pole by Mr.Buzz December 14, 2006

scrotem pole 

dong, dick, willy, johnson, cock, tallywacker.....
this word can be added onto "lick my", "suck my", "fondle my", or anything you can think of for delivery.
your mom felt the wrath of my scrotem pole lastnight...
twice!
scrotem pole by Benerd December 28, 2005

Beef Pole 

A huge dick (greater than 12")
It takes a loose chick to accept a beef pole!
Beef Pole by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Yoga Pole 

An at home stripper pole, but in many colours.
Person 1 - Dude my girlfriend just bought a yoga pole!

Person 2 - Yo thats awesome!

Person 1 - If you give me 20 bucks I'll let you watch her strip.
Person 2 - I've had your girl for a lot less then that...

Person 1 - Who cares its a stripper pole in the bedroom!
Yoga Pole by xbxrxaxnxdxoxnxq September 7, 2009