Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021
Get the Pocket Buttermug. 
by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017
Get the Pocket Dildomug. Sean has a pocket lunch, only a granola bar and a wallet ( things you can put in your pocket) ( but are in a lunch box)
by Big Macols May 16, 2023
Get the pocket lunchmug. Somehow my iPod has meandered over to my left pocket- when its in my right pocket, i have a nice pocket balance between my phone and iPod.
by gthgfhtrhtrh6 March 10, 2009
Get the Pocket Balancemug. by lsav redeyes September 15, 2013
Get the gammon pocketmug. The little pocket in the crotch of women's underwear. the perfect size for airplane bottles of liquor. Used to sneak booze and other substances in where they do not belong.
Girl 1: How did you get that bottle of Malibu Coconut Rum in here?
Girl 2: oh, i snuck it in in my Airplane Pocket.
Girl 2: oh, i snuck it in in my Airplane Pocket.
by pocketmaster6969 September 14, 2017
Get the Airplane Pocketmug.