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Squirrel Pocket

N. Scrotum. Particularly that which has been closely shorn.
I fell to the floor when she kicked me in my squirrel pocket.
by Lexis Fugit November 20, 2009
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Pocket Mania

1.The act of having way to much shit in your pockets at any given time, which in turn leads to sporadic bouts of "Dude I think I lost that 50 piece I had!" especially when smoking crack with someone you really dont trust. Not that I trusted anyone Ive ever smoked crack with.

2.Having an over abundance of crack/heroin in your pockets and being stopped by the Police in most case could trigger a severe case of Super Mega Massive Pocket Mania as you frantically search for the pocket containing the stash before being violently ripped from your vehicle.
Yo nigga I was so jammed on diesel last night when I got pulled over I had the worst "pocket mania" tryna find the rest of my dope, then I remembered I stuff it in my man safe before I left the house
by The Infamous Sin May 2, 2011
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Thot Pockets

When you have a line of little whores/hoes hounding to hop on your dick but you keep em in your dms, texts, etc. just in case you want something easy low effort.
Gotta empty my thot pockets bro, I’m gonna lock this girl down.
by Brenny45 November 3, 2018
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Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021
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Pocket Pic

The common act that occurs when a person's phone takes a picture while still in their pocket. These pictures a identified by the entirley black screen seen when looking through pictures.
J: Hey, most of the pictures on your phone are just black screens.
S: Oh yea I forgot to lock my phone those are just pocket pics.
by Avarice XIII May 10, 2009
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couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.
by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014
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pocket-fatigue

Pocket-Fatigue - The state of never being able to find anything you are carrying in a pocket due to wearing too many items of clothing with pockets. Someone who can not find the things they looking for are said to be suffering from Pocket-Fatigue. The suffering of Pocket-Fatigue generally increases during the winter months.
I cant find my money as I am suffering from Pocket-Fatigue.
by Phillip Grimshaw December 20, 2010
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