The Kardashians
by RetroRetard106 July 13, 2020
Get the Plasticmug. by Delusionally Yours May 20, 2009
Get the Plastic Dildopenismug. 1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.
2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.
2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.
Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.
Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.
Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.
by iiexistential July 30, 2008
Get the Plastic Bouquetsmug. a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
Get the plastic cowboymug. 
Someone who whores their allegiance out to multiple different sports teams from the same sport. While some only support two clubs in the same sport, there are fans out there who produce enough plastic to wipe out the entire turtle population with their outrageous team body count.
I have this friend who isn't even from England but he still follows the premier league. He's such a plastic fan, he goes for Brentford and Chelsea, despite the fact that they are both in West London and will be rivals after Chelsea becomes a small club when their Russian sugar daddy leaves them.
by Kenneth Out April 19, 2022
Get the Plastic Fanmug. Use own credit card for transactions
by IgonKeyes November 24, 2021
Get the Flash the plasticmug.