penguins taste like babies

Legend has it that The Penguin in Batman, once ate a penguin to gain his various powers, which include (but are not limited to) Heat vision, Barbequing, playing video games, and doing backflips while pulling a varial kickflip while doing a darkslide and a bs 50-50.

Thus, his first statement when inheriting those powers, was: "Penguins taste like babies"

by Not Zane August 14, 2004

hood penguin

A word used by bitch a$$ boys who think they are cool; usually present in the state of arizona.

"joe says he is a hood penguin, however he grew up in a gated community living next to a priest"

by bobbylikes joe April 27, 2008

Penguin

A person who must always be with someone. One who mates for life.

Guy 1:That girl is ALWAYS dating someone
Guy 2: Yeah, she's such a penguin.

by theonewhocreatedpenguin September 25, 2011

club penguin

Club penguin another useless game like habbo you create your own penguin and go around throwing snowballs at other penguins play silly games to earn credits this is the funny part u gotta pay monthly just to wear clothes on the game well wot u expect a rip off game like habbo just looking for money making your life worser.

do not play club penguin do not play club penguin do not play club penguin

by Homie145 May 14, 2006

penguin bitch

large annoying woman that thinks she's hot but in fact she is not and that surrounds herself with penguins.

I think I'm hot...but really...everything thinks I'm not!

by Non-Penguin lover May 5, 2005

Club Penguin

A virtual game involving changing you outfit, igloo, and friends. An internet game which is played by kids in different languages.

Go get on Club Penguin after school.

by Mr. Burns Armies April 28, 2013

penguin monkey

Exactly what David Archuleta looks like.

Hey. Is that a... man, or a... or a penguin monkey???

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008