Pelch

The revolutionary Rap group; a bus driver; something invincible to death

damn pelch's mixtape is crazy

damn pelch has a long beard

man im pelch bullets aint doin shit

by tupac777 March 2, 2007

Pelch

The sexual action of pelching is to punch then seamen out of a womens vagina or ass. It is an alternitive to felching, often used when men are grossed out by their own sperm in their mouth.

Waring : Pelching may result in a hurt, crying, or severly bruised sexual counterpart.

girl : Come on baby, felch it right now!

Guy : ew no way i dont want to taste that....i can pelch it ;).

Girl : Whats a pelch? *WHAMMMMMMMM RIGHT IN THE VAGINA*

by comic1212 June 24, 2010

pelch

To excrete fecal matter.

I'm away to pelch a jobby.

by James the Beaver June 30, 2008

Pilchy

When someone is suspicious, coined by me after I wanted a synonym for sussy that started with the letter P.

Synonym of the word "sussy".

Dude 1: "Hey bro that man is kind of pilchy I think he's the imposter."

Dude 2: "Please stop talking to me."

by big dick nickname December 30, 2021

Pilcheerfuls

Da lesser-known shipload of 17th-century voyagers to da New World who had more light-hearted dispositions than their "grim" counterparts, and so a greater number of them survived da harsh New England weather, plus they had a more harmonious relationship with da local Natives.

Maybe if da original seekers of religious freedom in America had lightened up a bit, they might have fared better, the way the Pilcheerfuls did.

by QuacksO April 2, 2022

PILCHARK

Unintelligent buffoon, apocalyptic dingleberry

Dominguez is a pilchark

by Jeremy pilcharkson July 11, 2024

Tinned Pilchard

When a Raccoon (usually of the Portuguese variant) breaks in to your home and defecates on the kitchen floor. Usually, having been attracted by the smell of cheese and ham crackers.

Steve: “Oh for fuck’s sake Tom, have you had a shit on the kitchen floor?”

Tom: “it wasn’t me, it must have been another tinned Pilchard incident”

by Stemol August 31, 2023