PAWT PIE

Unlike pot pie, pawt pie is a sacred meal. Used as both consumption, and as the word of summoning for DESERT HEAD, pawt pie is infinite, and will continue to bring us wisdom. All hail my broskis.

Friend 1: "Dude I ate so much pot pie last ni-"
Friend 2: "DUDE! Dude, my guy, you mean pawt pie? Don't wanna anger god up there..."

by toastyamble November 17, 2019

peacan pie

Best fucking pie ever

I ate peacan pie at Costco

by Russian Surprise November 6, 2014

squat pie

A fetish of desiring to watch someone sit on a pie and squirm around on it

I saw a squat pie video the other day.

by Nisiekay September 3, 2016

fapple pie

It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.

Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."

by Jaydubble October 30, 2017

pootley pie

On TMZ (episode aired December 27, 2013), Steven Tyler, lead singer of Aerosmith, names "pootley pie" as his favorite pie. It is explained that "pootley is used in terms of marijuana."

Steven Tyler's favorite pie is pootley pie.

by LuluAndalusia January 2, 2014

Pie Zone

When there are more women than men(80% women) at a party or a get together.

Natasha: "This is a pie zone over here! Where are the men?"

by Vinceking March 9, 2010

Heart-Pie

When a doctor is doing open heart surgery and cums on your heart

I can't wait to get my first ever Heart-Pie

by Every Cardiologist Ever March 19, 2021