Philly

Philly is a Very loud, passionate and excitable, avoid at all costs. Slays at rowing however does not require the concept of slumber, if angered by wench's (Eve) shall become distraught and furious as well as abusive

"the pope got attacked in a hysterical rage due to him being a wench, he got Philly'd"

by Quillus Quarious December 10, 2024

Philly Steamer

When you turn on the shower to fill the bathroom with steam before you take a poop, allowing for smoother bowel movement.

“Yo man, I was constipated until I took a Philly Steamer, all good now!”

“I got yelled at for taking such long showers, but really I was just taking a Philly Steamer.”

by Organ Trale December 15, 2024

Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.

Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025

Philly Jr

Archie, known as Philly Jr... Loves to get pegged by Philly Sr

Philly Sr and Philly Jr are looking to grow there family tree with more Phillies

by Philliest of all Phillies February 14, 2025

Philly Sr

Philly Sr is a black tranny who lap dances on Philly Jr's 2 incher even with Viagra Pills.

"is it in yet?" - Philly Sr
"It's been in for the last 4 hours......." - Philly Jr

by Philliest of all Phillies February 14, 2025

Philly cure

The Philly cure is comprised of 3 components.

1) Weed. Any form or dosage will do.
2) Philly cheesesteak. Any will do, get your personal favorite
3) Head. Doesn’t matter who as long as it’s legal and consenting

Use this method as a pick me up or a celebration

1: “This week has been awful, I need me a Philly cure.”
2: “ I’ll brb, I got you”

by Brolime February 15, 2025

Philly Tumbleweed

When the Phil’s are down 11-4 in the bottom of the 8th and it’s windy as hell and no fans are there but trash is wafting around the field constantly

“And that’s another ground ball as the Phillies take a time out due to too much Philly Tumbleweed on the field”

by Sadam69isis420princess April 16, 2025