perpindiculous

someone who fronts rediculously, perps rediculously

yo, that cat is perpindiculous as hell, he claim he got all this money and hoes, but he wear the same shit everyday and i aint never seen him with no chick

by glaucoma October 4, 2007

Perginity

The status of whether or not your friends have seen your penis.

Person 1:"Yeah I was in the gym locker room, sadly, I lost my perginity..."

by WTFWJD April 7, 2009

movie parking

A parking spot right by or very close to the front door of your destination. So named because in movies, almost no one is ever shown walking a long distance from a parking spot. See also: Rock Star parking.

"Do you see a parking spot?"

"Yeah! On the right! Movie parking!"

by Alex Feigelson September 1, 2005

human parking cones

when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them

Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right

by J-fisher December 14, 2010

perineum

the scientific term for chode, grundle, gooch, bifkin.

it's pronounced per-A-nE-um

by smashpangler May 21, 2003

perping

To act like you don't know something.

George why you perping like you don't what went on last night?

by Tammie February 14, 2005

Parking attendant

n. (collective)
1. Springing from the lifeform that was the lowly Traffic Warden, these Council driven Plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become Hitler. Worse cases are found in Plymouth, UK.
2. Cunts

"I can't stand their (Parking Attendants) pumptious, cunt-like attitude. They're all a bunch of plightfiddlers! I bet they're all McWabblers! Gits." TRH Tony Blair, Member of Parliament for Sedgefield, circa 1997

by How it is April 6, 2005