Penis

My vagina's best friend : )
it may get hard, which is good
for sex. Have fun with your sexual needs.

I got a penis in my vagina last night. Now I have AIDS : )

by Megham. March 5, 2008

penis

GENITAILIA I LIKE THOSE
alot alot alot alot

PENIS'S ARE YUMNMYY STEFF LIKES THEMM

very very very very muchh

by Jessicaa&&Steffanneee August 13, 2006

Penis

long nice toys to for girls to play with

a vibrater

by sexmanual May 8, 2003

penis

Word commonly seen in various forms on urbandictionary .

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by stupidchicken2k4 February 2, 2004

penis

The tool of man. A paintbrush; a dancer; a lover; a hater; a fucker; a pleasure-mobile; the best.

I need my penis-in-a-jar back... its love making time!

by NK February 19, 2004

Penis

King kahuna

Im gay, so im gonna go suck a king kahuna.

by not a jew July 19, 2003

penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 12, 2005