pencil leperchauns

The little bastards that take your pencils when you're not looking. Also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to fuck with you.

John: Have you seen my pencil?
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!

by Nart Releehw September 27, 2011

crazy pencil lady

1. a gal who has a lot of dead pencils in her backpack
2. cherlene

she is one crazy pencil lady

by compositionbook333 September 05, 2018

pencil grip

The grip used for jacking off when your dick hasn't fully grown. You take your thumb and index finger and lightly pinch, with your middle providing support, like you're holding a pencil.

I haven't got the length to jerk off nornally, so I just use the pencil grip.

by Helios8170 November 22, 2018

Damp Pencil

When you fall asleep having sex and your penis stays inside the vagina for the whole night. The next morning when you wake up with morning wood still in the vagina is called damp pencil.

"Dude, I had a crazy damp pencil this morning!"

"Bro, we had so much sex I woke up with damp pencil"

by Snugglebuggle December 20, 2018

Pencil Khattak

Derogatory nickname of Pakistani politician Pervez Khattak due to his thin and tall stature.

Pencil Khattak used to be Pakistan's defense minister.

by zpack November 21, 2022

Pencilling

1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.

2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.

1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.

2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!

by LangdonAlgerJr October 27, 2020

dry pencil

hard core anal sex with an unlubed penis

the corner store was all out of lube so i had to dry pencil her so hard i chafed

by dankmemekid42069austindoorfag April 13, 2016