Palm Pre

A handjob by a jerk-off virgin.

Brian went to bed frustrated after getting a palm pre from Heather. She had a lot to learn about pleasing a man.

by dcxoffender May 22, 2009

Palmalla

A nick name for the hand you use for masterbating. Coming from the actual name Pamella Anderson.

Susie never returned my call so I guess it'll just be me and Palmalla tonight.

by spottmonster September 2, 2006

Palm Bomber

Cindy's favorite pastime...
Also a great way to remember Paul Baumer for a Modern History test.
The main character on "All quiet on the Western Front"

Shin-Dig likes the creamy feel of the explosion created by the Palm Bomb.

by Hail November 26, 2003

Palm pixi

The act of a straight man getting a hand job from a gay man.

I'm not gay. It was just a palm pixi.

by Delorarose November 28, 2009

paleocon

See: Racist

Howdy, Daryl-Jim-Bob-Billy! Did you get the latest issue of Chronicles? It suggests we call our Congressmen to pass a bill to let the young'uns pledge allegiance to the Confederate Flag. When will they start listening to us Paleocons?

by Eazy Now March 5, 2015

paleonhornagist

1. A male paleontologist who receives a large "boner" once he has found an extremely large,fossilized dinosaur shit.

Once the paleonhornagist found an ancient dump from the Tyrannosaurus,the paleonhornagist's cock became so hard the guy couldn't walk.

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

Paimon

The least funny thing in existence

No, paimon is not emergency food. Paimon is supposed to be your companion. It was a joke. Get over it

by A J1 Potomac steam locomotive October 24, 2022