by Czar Theodore May 29, 2017
Wiping your finger, sex toy, or tongue on the taint removing any fecal matter acquired during ass play.
I was fingering this girl in the ass and I had shit all over my finger so I taint painted and got it all clean.
by parkay321 May 17, 2011
I managed to paint a continuous line of semen from inside a girl's mouth down between her breasts and tummy and finally bathed her clitoris: a Paint Job.
by Tahbag February 12, 2009
A drug consisting of cough syrop and codine mixed with a jolly rancher (makes it not taste like shit)
by st.mike March 26, 2007
The sexual act of having your face coated in your lover's feces whether it be solid feces or not, thus producing several different terms:
spray painting (direct from the ass, liquid), roller painting (rolling a solid terd with the hand on your lover's face), stick painting (use of a solid terd like a pencil to make artistic designs on your lover's face).
spray painting (direct from the ass, liquid), roller painting (rolling a solid terd with the hand on your lover's face), stick painting (use of a solid terd like a pencil to make artistic designs on your lover's face).
I'm going to this big facepainting party later, wanna come?
I facepainted my girl last night and she licked her face clean.
I don't like sex, I just like face-painting.
My kid said he wanted a face-painting so I did it; does that make me a bad father?
I facepainted my girl last night and she licked her face clean.
I don't like sex, I just like face-painting.
My kid said he wanted a face-painting so I did it; does that make me a bad father?
by Nimlins September 29, 2010
by Hunybunz May 29, 2018
An expression used to describe disbelief, shock, or skepticism about the validity or truth of a statement. Another way to say "miss me with that bullsh*t," "no way," or "you're trippin."
Person 1: Would you rather live in a world with no caffeine or no meat?
Person 2: Meat
Person 3: What?!
Person 1: So you'd give up steak for coffee?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Personally, I would rather never have caffeine again
Person 3: Yeah, take the caffeine out the paint bro!
Person 2: Meat
Person 3: What?!
Person 1: So you'd give up steak for coffee?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Personally, I would rather never have caffeine again
Person 3: Yeah, take the caffeine out the paint bro!
by Potfamily January 22, 2022