Junket pump

Junket pump; an erect penis that is ready to unload the good stuff.

hey baby, you ready for a good hosing cause my junket pump is loaded and about to unleash. Where do ya want it?

by shane-0 July 21, 2008

hand pump

background - dan brown
an insult presumably meaning 'wanker' or 'laurajean'

''can i have a bong dan'', ''fuck off you hand pump''

by jonny p January 29, 2005

stump pump

voilently pumping your fist in and out of someones asshole up to and including your wrist so your arm looks like a stump

"ya i made him my bitch by stump pumpin' the bastard till he agreed"

by kerri-ann vigar July 13, 2007

Gut Pump

Ripped on blow drunk and buff as fuk, cialis fueled boner penetrating a cougar until she sprays, and u continue because ur dick is throbbing and won't go down.

I wheeled this coug and gut pumped the fuk out her old puss

by Monster Calves May 24, 2011

pump and dump

Going to a gas station and pumping petrol so that you can get the keys to the bathroom to take a dump.

"Oh man, we've been on this road trip for ages! We're gonna have to pump and dump!"

by pump and dump April 06, 2015

pump and dump

If a new mother wants to drink, but is breastfeeding her baby, she can 'pump' the milk that has alcohol in it and 'dump' / get rid of it.

Sally: "I can't drink until baby John is weened"
Maggie "Come one girl, drink tonight and just pump and dump in the morning"

by YoMeg May 17, 2007

priming the pump

Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.

I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.

by James March 11, 2003