Pre-squeeze

When you rub one out in the bathroom before you have sex thus making you last longer

Random dude thot 1: yo remember that girl I brought home last night?

Random dude thot 2: yeah.

Random dude thot 1: well I did a pre-squeeze and I lasted for like 20 minutes longer!!

Random dude thot 2: uuuhhh why you tellin me this you gey as hell.

by L.T. Ligma March 17, 2019

Pre-bound

When someone cheats on their significant other right before breaking up with them. Easing the transition into single life, and setting the stage for a rebound.

Molly was unhappy with her boyfriend Tommy for years. She slept with Johnny right before dumping Tommy. This helped bridge her gap (pun intended) into single life. she can now rebound off all of Johnny’s friends. “ hey John thanks for being her pre-bound, now I’m her rebound”.

by Windchaser June 21, 2018

Pre-trending

Pre-trending. Wearing or loving a fashion item before it becomes a trend.

I was Pre-trending the belt bag, and now Patricia Field has it on Liza on the show Younger

by theroaring40s June 21, 2018

Pre-ex

Pre-ex refers to your ex boyfriend/girlfriend before the break up. Many people get confused when someone refers to their ex if they are talking about before or after the break up.

If a person says, "My ex burned my house down" you wouldn't know if the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down while they were still dating and that's why they broke up or if they broke up and then the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down.

Bro 1: Bro I made out with my Pre-ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, so who you making out with now?

vs

Bro 1: Bro I made out with my ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, you getting back together?

by Kentviknesh July 19, 2018

Pre 911

All those wholesome television shows that happened before 9/11/2001.

Becky: "Omg, when Monica off of friends starts talking about Ross and her giving each other wedgies"
Phil: "Oh yeah, that show is definitely Pre 911"

by betterCallButters July 28, 2018

Pre-Blown

When you smoke weed on your way to go smoke weed, or when you smoke weed while waiting for a friend to show up and smoke weed.

“Hey bro, are you stoned on this weed yet? I’m high as a kite.”

“Nah, sorry man, I got pre-blown during the drive over here.”

by Undead Meathead August 21, 2018

Pre-Defense

the feeling of preparing yourself for a discussion or an argument. You make sure that every fact, opinion or point that you want to make gets across exactly how you would want it to if you were actually saying it to someone in person. It makes you feel as if you "won" the argument or got your point across successfully because you actually thought it out, when in reality all you did was go over what you said to yourself in the shower, in the mirror, or even to your mom. Most people get this feeling when they know or feel as though they are about to get into an argument or if they feel heavily about a topic they already know what they want to say. Usually when it gets to the argument or the discussion most people forget what they "planned" to say and just start speaking without thinking about what they already thought about.

My roommate had a pre-defense to her and her boyfriend's argument.

by Ccrobin August 30, 2018