pocket cleric

noun. MMORPG jargon for NPC party members brought along for the sole purpose of healing human-controlled characters. Term originated in Dungeons & Dragons Online, where NPC hirelings are purchased from a store, and an icon for their contract appears in the character's inventory (i.e., in your pocket). Double-clicking the icon summons the pocket cleric to join the party, which he will follow like a stupid puppy, all too eager to apply band-aids to reckless berzerkers and click-mad zergers.

Dude, we got totally smeared on Tempest's Spine last night.

If you had room in the party, you should have taken a pocket cleric!

Yeah, like we want to take a retarded puppy up to fight Sor'jek. At least we might have made it that far, though.

by Skaught October 26, 2010

Pocket Jew

A wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets.

John: Oh no, I lost my pocket jew!
Sally: Your what?
John: My pocket jew!

by Seth Woods April 20, 2018

Pick-Pocketing

The act of a pick pocketer removing nuggets of feces from the rectum of a pick pocketee. Similar be not related to ass banditry.

Can also refer to the removal of foreign objects from ones navel.

You should have seen this girl Man, I was pick-pocketing her all night, I now possess much gold.

by The pick pocketee January 20, 2018

Putty Pocket

The asshole. The rectum. The bunghole.

She was massaging my prostate and her finger was deep in my putty pocket.

I was pounding Rachel’s putty pocket last night.

I just took a huge shit and my putty pocket is killing me.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Pocket Balance

Pocket Balance is achieved when the weight of items in your pockets is roughly even on eash side.

Somehow my iPod has meandered over to my left pocket- when its in my right pocket, i have a nice pocket balance between my phone and iPod.

by gthgfhtrhtrh6 March 10, 2009

pocket-fatigue

Pocket-Fatigue - The state of never being able to find anything you are carrying in a pocket due to wearing too many items of clothing with pockets. Someone who can not find the things they looking for are said to be suffering from Pocket-Fatigue. The suffering of Pocket-Fatigue generally increases during the winter months.

I cant find my money as I am suffering from Pocket-Fatigue.

by Phillip Grimshaw December 20, 2010

Pocket-niggi

A small-ish black person, in the company of a bigger person of the same or different race.

"Why do they have little pocket-niggi's?"
" Al is my Pocket-niggi, he's over there."

by aphrodite3890 July 14, 2015