photoslop

a poorly executed piece of digital imaging trickery created with Adobe Photoshop. It is easily diagnosed as fake by jagged lines, non-matching lighting/color or other inconsistencies.

"Dude, those n00dz are so fake; post that photoslop elsewhere."

by CD Di Guardia August 4, 2007

Phonophobic

Someone who fears talking on the phone, but not in other forms of communication.

Can we text message each other instead of talking on the phone because I'm phonophobic.

by AxPxE January 9, 2008

Photocopier-fixing skills

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".

Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"

Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*

Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"

by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 19, 2008

Photodouche

That random guy and/or girl who always pops up in large group photos, that nobody particularly knows. This type of a douche is commonly found in clubs and frequently is seen throwing up the way overused deuces.

Hey man this is a really nice pic...wait...who's that Photodouche in the back?

by Ben and Alex January 24, 2008

Photoshop Fu

The competency with which photoshopping is done; Higher Photoshop Fu means higher skill, able to perform better photoshops, faster.

"You cannot hope to defeat me. Your photoshop fu is weak!"

"Brad has awesome photoshop fu. He can take a picture of a Penguin and make it look like a Puffin in seconds."

by Tapok April 12, 2008

Photowhore

Someone who spends most of their free time taking pictures of themselves in various locations. These can include:
-Outside
-In your room looking pensive
-In your washroom
-From your webcam
-Humping a tree
-Humping your friends
--Taking pictures from that myspace angle.(Hair in your face, and looking like you haven't slept in 56 hours.)

Ashley: I think I'm gonna go outside and be a photowhore!!!

by neonhairclip April 25, 2009

Hipster Photographer

A 12 year old girl that screams, MAAAAAHHHHM I want a NIKON!!!
and then uses the camera only in Auto mode to camerawhore

Look at that Hipster photographer, she doesn't even know what aperture and exposer mean.

by Smittylovesbacon December 16, 2011