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mater can

A southern delinquent deragatory term used to describe the female reproductive system. Often used by hillbilly ninjas.
"It's not my fault she want's to stick my nun-chuck in her mater can!"

"Close your legs grandma, your mater can is stinking up the trailer!"
by hillbillyninja April 28, 2010
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shit can

1) Noun: Navy slang (still in use) for any kind of waste receptacle.
2) Verb: Also Navy slang to dispose of anything, including figuratively (e.g. ideas, positions, persons, etc.).

Remark: Closely related to (Navy slang) "chit can", the expression for "shit can" when vulgarity might constitute a risk, z.B. in the presence of senior commissioned officers, a "chit" being any kind of form, stub, written request or permission, etc.
1) Don't throw lit butts in the shit can, you fucking idiot !
2) They shitcanned him in a hurry after he pissed drunk in the Captain's front yard.

That idea got shitcanned long ago because it was too expensive.

Remark: The chit can was full of requests for leave, that got rejected.
by gradenigo September 4, 2013
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opening a can

the act of giving a beatdown for an undisclosed reason.
Customer: Have you seen Dave, I need to grab something?
Stephen: He's busy opening a can, can I help you with something?
by David Andersen December 3, 2007
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Few cans?

As it says on the tin: would you like to consume a few cans of lager, cider, or otherwise? Possibly get drunk? Night after night? A heavy session indeed.
Few cans lads?

Few cans?
by mallam February 21, 2009
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Canned Yams

Canned Yams are great tits, at least a size C or above, and perfectly shaped.
by apt279 December 14, 2010
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Fart in a can

I went to Sainsbury's and bought a Fart in a can.

NOMNOMNOMNOM
by Bakeacakeyoudick97 December 4, 2010
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Biscuit Canning

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.
by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017
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