Fucked My Own Ass

1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"

2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"

3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
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Being your own ecosystem

A term that members of the neohippie movement call not taking a bath for a long time. Some of them think it's more natural. But a lot of them just do it to piss people off.
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Mind Your Own Business

Mind Your Own Business
In Other Words:
Leave me the fuck alone, this situation has nothing to do with your ass.
"Mind Your Own Business."
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Suck your own tail

To orally stimulate ones own penis
"DAVID....Clean your room!"

"Go Suck your own tail"
by Sam the Man December 04, 2003
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Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.
A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"
by Erecto January 03, 2010
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Blowing his own trumpet

For one person to be standing in front of disintersted people bragging about how much of a champion he is at everthing he does, whilst the others listening are thinking of how much af a loser he really is.
Tony : when I was I the army I was Sargent of 11 people bla bla bla, and I did this.... and I did that.....bla bla bla.
Greg (thinking):here we go, he is blowing his own trumpet again. you are really an absolute moron,,,what a dickhead.
by strateShot October 28, 2008
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Co-owning a Gymboree

To be very subtly gay. Something that one might say about someone who they suspect is gay, but is not 100% positive.
Did you see that sweater vest? I bet he's co-owning a Gymboree.
by ICANTSEESHEEP November 23, 2010
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