Owen Brew

an absolute stud who pulls many many women, owns Canada Goose and designer clothes like the weapon he is. PLUS a big massive willy

Jake: that guy is so sexy he must be Owen Brew

by Shrek6921666 January 9, 2022

Michael Owen

English Former Football Player, who is remembered mainly for being a football player for Liverpool, Real Madrid and Manchester United. He scored a very famous goal against Argentina in 1998, where he ran past the defence, making the country go wild. In the late 90s, he suffered a terrible hamstring injury, and after that, he just wasn't the same. Although he did win the Ballon d'Or in 2001, and is the last Englishman to do so. He joined the Galacticos, Real Madrid, as a result. A few years after, he ended up at Man United, which has Scousers fuming.

Now, he's just a pundit who is only able to state the obvious and nothing more. His analysis is poor, but oh well, it's Owen!

Person 1: Dad, I see so many good pundits, but why's he so dull?
Person 2: Well son, as bad as he may be, that's Michael Owen! Last Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or!

by Kingsarwar06 March 21, 2022

spick owens

Spick Owens is really about his paper 💯💯💯

Spick Owens just sold me some tamales but they’re not tamales, they’re air fried flautas! 🤬🤬🤬

by Thatguysasloth November 23, 2021

Dutch owen

A term referencing passing gas under the covers. <generica> yeah it's when you fart under the covers and then you force the other person's head under the covers. my ex and i used to do it to each other all the time.

Touche.

Doctor 7 is not my boyfirnd anymore because he made our bed an enormous Dutch owen.

by Ruskie April 10, 2005

Owen+Aroa

owen and aroa are the best couple. they are a good match because they are both self centered, and show offs. But they both are out going and can be good friends. Aroa and owens are pretty short people. they also like to travel. seth, trevor. evin, dave and gabe are not a good match with an aroa. lily, penelopy and courtneys are not good with owens! but the best couple is aroa and owen.

owen and aroa are the best couple -by lily tray owen+aroa

by BBQsauceonmytiddies November 23, 2019

getting owened

a gay sex act or prank which can be pulled at parties. you wait until your male victim passes out and then you rub there hand over you genitals.

Sam: did you guys hear, trav was getting owened on saturday night by wiessy.
Darcy: eww

by Speno November 7, 2006

owen russle

usually very good looking, interested in music and plays guitar, would make a very good music teacher(but he would have to learn to ignore severe cases of flirtatious behaviour from the female students) the name is of a welsh background so try to avoid any racist jokes about sheep towards him, but an all round great guy.

guy 1:hey look at that musiscian
girl 1: yeah hes a real owen russle

by koalie11 July 15, 2011