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Dark Woke

Left Wing people or politicians who aren't afraid to viciously mock their political opponents
To beat the president we can't be polite, we need to go Dark Woke.
by Krakentorpedo March 27, 2025
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Woke

A word that’s been made bereft of meaning due to suckers who hate and blame progressive for their own failures in life using it to describe everything since 2012.
Person A: “That Movie’s Woke!”
Person B: “You’ve said that about 500 things this year. Give a criticism with an ounce of substance.”
by Colonel Kakarrot November 24, 2022
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Woke

A catch-all phrase that members USA Republican Party, particularly of the boomer generation, uses to describe and/or discredit anything they dislike or person they think doesn’t deserve rights. Seriously, ask someone who uses this word what the definition is, they don’t actually know.
All those kids with their woke hairstyles and piercings.
by ThisisLilyGaming September 10, 2025
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Woke

Arising from one's bed place and somehow crossing into the space time continuum forever damaging one's psyche. Being lost in the land of fucktards. Maybe you should go back to bed, dumbass. Don't get on up, we'll tell you when to wake up. Bitch.
He woke up on the wrong side of the bed and never recovered.
by bomman950 March 28, 2023
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Woke

A word used to describe any ineffectual or ill-conceived product or policy generated by those who self-identify as exceptionally virtuous.
Those dried cucumber drinking straws sure turned out to be mushy, woke mess.
by Dawgy-style October 17, 2024
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Woke

He's so woke he thinks women are people
by DocBok June 23, 2023
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Woke

Wokeness, Wokeism, Wokeology.

A state of being chronically biased. Grossly racist against ones self. Embracing the ideology of rewriting reality to fit one's narrative in one's own mind. A live and let live attitude towards People that identifies as a CARROT or opposite of ones own gender. Liberal. The habitual need to breakdown a logical statement word for word, endlessly asking what it means. Having a ferm belief that there is more then TWO genders. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. Feeling sorry for a race or people that won't help themselves. Supporting a race that hates your race. A FOLLOWER. Being easily influenced to HATE a political figure that is MAKING AMERICA GRATE AGAIN. Having a vicarious superiority complex for wokeness. Believing in WOKE propaganda over truth...
Woke: a disgusting ideology taught by the internet and learned by other woke people.

Wow, I can't believe TRUMP is deporting all those Immigrants. You mean illegal Aliens and foreign Criminals?

I stand with Ukraine!

So you're gonna donate a portion of your check to support a Ukraine family?
Whoa, let's not get crazy here, yo...
by Kleptodog March 18, 2025
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