cold as shit

an expression; a very low temperature as compared to the teperature of a dog turd on a cold day. Usually measured on the vaginal:testical ratio temperature scale.

Holy fuck, it's cold as shit out there today! Man, quit being a pussy.

by Emperor Zeek January 8, 2014

Cold Pocket

Accidentally leaving your hot pocket in the microwave to rot and get cold...

damn i forgot my hot pocket in the microwave now it is a cold pocket

by lalatrack June 28, 2009

cold shorts

When a girl dry humps (rides) a guy or does something sexual to make him precum. The precum becomes cold and is felt through the penis. Hence, cold shorts (boxer shorts).

"Melissa was stripping for me and i totally got cold shorts!"

by hoebag January 27, 2005

cold potatoes

When something is lame, not cool, or undesirable.

Josh: Did you see that movie last night?
Ariel: Yeah, it was cold potatoes.
Josh: What..?
Ariel: You heard me. Urbandictionary that shit, man.

by plovestrees October 30, 2009

cold-hearted

someone who doesn't really care about anyone and is kind of mean

"wow that was a cold-hearted comment."

by lowkey_lilyyyy May 1, 2020

cold-lenny

an extreme act, both in perversion and its soiling nature on one's carpet. One partner urinates into the mouth of the other, who's mouth is freshly stocked with ice. The result is a tangy sensation of flavor.

Baby, go get some ice from the freezer and open wide. It's cold lenny time!

by Captain Sexy July 8, 2004

Cold Boy

A legendary boy who is all about this money

Who, Jayson ? Yeah, he fly. But he an cold boy. He all about his money and he legendary in the streets

by Icy King March 30, 2021