To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.
by Cordmeister July 06, 2010
ASIAN is a Ninja Asshole
by xxBA115xFreaKyx June 16, 2010
Term "ninja defuse" comes from Counter-Strike. It's when Counter-Terrorist player stays hidden near C4 and waits for all remaining Terrorists to exit area before C4 explodes. Then, with defusal kit, he can quickly defuse C4 and win the round.
Most notable example is from SK v NiP match from CPL Winter 2005.
Commentator 1: Oh, he's allowing them not to know that he's there. As it is - He's gonna go do - We're gonna be looking at ninja defuse.
Commentator 2: OMG! OMG!
Commentator 1: He's gonna be able to sneak right in there. Work his way in there. Here comes the defuse!
Commentator 1: Oh, he's allowing them not to know that he's there. As it is - He's gonna go do - We're gonna be looking at ninja defuse.
Commentator 2: OMG! OMG!
Commentator 1: He's gonna be able to sneak right in there. Work his way in there. Here comes the defuse!
by RyukendenHayabusa March 13, 2013
Typical UPS driver that is too lazy to ring the doorbell for a home delivery, but somehow mysteriously (using ninja stealth skills) leaves a notice on the door without you noticing even though you were waiting right there for the entire day for that delivery.
"Man, I was supposed to received my new bun bun from Amazon.com today, but that lazy ninja got past the door and claimed he attempted delivery"
by FuzzyBB April 14, 2009
A term given to middle managers who are able to suddenly appear behind employees who are slacking. They make no sound and are undetectable until it is too late and they have seen you are on Facebook.
Employee1: Did you see Lost last night?
Employee2: Shh, keep that down. The new manager is an office ninja.
Employee1: Haha. He's in a meeting til noon, you're paranoi--
Manager: What are you two doing?
Employee1: Oh crap, where did you come from?
Manager: Back to work, gentlemen.
Employee1: Umm, okay. But that's kind of rude to sneak up on -- hey, where'd he go?
Employee2: Shh, keep that down. The new manager is an office ninja.
Employee1: Haha. He's in a meeting til noon, you're paranoi--
Manager: What are you two doing?
Employee1: Oh crap, where did you come from?
Manager: Back to work, gentlemen.
Employee1: Umm, okay. But that's kind of rude to sneak up on -- hey, where'd he go?
by eleventy May 19, 2009
Due to the pungent aroma that began circulating in the elevator, I knew there was a "Ninja of the nasty" present.
by gazalem23 December 25, 2005
the type of ninja that pwns all else. NO EXCEPTIONS. its there and gone in a flash, taking your limbs and pants with it.
anybody can be a rainbow ninja once they drink a mocha frappacino.
anybody can be a rainbow ninja once they drink a mocha frappacino.
by rainbow ninjah February 21, 2009