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Woke Right

A term that liberals who became slightly anti-left 5 minutes ago invented so they can criticize conservatives for actually being conservative, instead of adhering to their approved script of blank slate egalitarianism.
"Joe doesn't want America invaded by infinity immigrants who will never assimilate and learn how to speak English. I guess he's part of the Woke Right now!"
by Dr. Phil Mike Hunt May 15, 2025
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wokely

someone who is too woke, unemployed, vegetarian, and is probably gay.
riley: just got my covid booster! wanna go out for brunch?
cody: wow. such a wokely.
by hawktuahtonight? October 25, 2025
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Woke

Woke means lemming mentality, unquestioning and unthinking support of the "current thing" (usually a whole panoply of current things), support of "political correctness", extreme bias and suppression of any difference in opinion.

Woke culture followers call themselves liberals, misdefining (as they always tend to do) yet another term, as there is nothing liberal about them. The hallmark of a liberal is tolerance of others' views. All they have is a rabid hatred and extremism towards different views.
There is definitely a woke bias in modern press.
by Deritami March 13, 2023
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Woke

Said about people who claim to be "awake," but in reality, they're asleep, dreaming—and the rest of us are forced to live in their nightmare.
They are too woke to understand how science actually work.
by FastAwoken August 12, 2024
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Wokeness

Demonic deception used to trick low IQ people into following godless morals and values.
That pawn for the devil is pushing their low iq wokeness logic.
by Klorasaurox June 22, 2025
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Woke

the term the annoying conservative rednecks use to represent the even more annoying anti-white progressive social justice workers

our political system is fuckin broken
Republican John Doe: Those damn woke bastards can't shut up!
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Woke

Disconnecting from your busy thoughts through meditation and mindfulness in order to see outside yourself. Paying attention to the state of the entire world and recognizing you are in a much better position than many more. to care about others that were not so lucky & to use our resources to lift someone else up. When there is an injustice to one there is an injustice to us all. We are all one & god lives in all of us.

2. Sometimes an innocent lack of aware that took us by surprise.
I used to be kinda a dick but I didn’t realize it because society is sick - but I am so woke now. We are all healing.
by Lilt Hummingbird April 5, 2019
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