Nigerian Mastermind

Nigerian Mastermind is someone so smart that everyone else is just a trick.

Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.

Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.

Dave: What is that?

Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.

*Dave calls Bob on phone*

Bob: Hello?

Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?

Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020

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Have you heard a rap song with Sponge Bob Squarepants theme over it? That theme was nigerised. Have you heard same stuff but with any other songs? Yes, they have been nigerised as well.
Have you seen all those shops and businesses being robbed and ruined by blm people who call those actions looting? They have been nigerised aswell.

Oh wow that's a nice Disney music, I'm gonna nigerise it to make a dope beat.

oh my got did you hear that song? Lil *raper name* nigerized the shit out of that Snow White official soundtrack, that shit is bangin!!!

by bababooyeboi August 27, 2020

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