drunken ninja

a mystical being able to transcend in and out of buildings, rooms, houses, social groups and even multiple dimensions, Usually under the influence of alcohol to the point of memory loss

Did you see that kid last night? He totally went drunken ninja, i couldn't find him all night.

by Dancingdanshittingsand October 29, 2012

Rusty Ninja

After a sporting event; when your teammate is washing his hair and his eyes are closed, someone sneaks up behind him and checks his oil with their thumb (quickly slips a thumb in his ass), then runs off before he is able to rinse the soap away and identify the clandestine violator

After the game someone gave John a rusty ninja. John was attacked by a rusty ninja after the game. Be careful, there's a rusty ninja in there.

by sandy_x December 4, 2012

Titty-Nine

A sex position in which two females lick or suck each others tits at the same time. Similar to the sex position sixty nine

Hey dude, I was watching some great lesbian porn last night. These two super hot bitches were doing the Titty-Nine

by thetittyniner September 25, 2015

nerdy ninja

A ninja who is also good at mathematical calculations

He snuck up behind me and did my homework! What a Nerdy Ninja

by Dig abick11 February 27, 2017

the nine

Slang used to say 79th street in Chicago

we on the nine after school

by cam da one February 13, 2007

Nineteen Eighty-Four

The REAL title of George Orwell's incredible novel. It's right up there with the Bible. Read it.
Generally it's about totalitarian governments and how they could/do operate. It's a dystopia. The world should not be how it's portrayed in the book.

Joe: Have you read Nineteen Eighty-Four?
Bob: No.
Joe: READ IT!

by sudo rm -rd / April 1, 2007

Nintendogs

A puppy simulator for the Nintendo DS handheld system. In it, you can control, customize, and play online with your puppy. Scored a perfect 40/40 by the famous Famitsu in Japan.

My puppy on Nintendogs has a mario hat!

by Adam Holloway August 3, 2005