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verb, transitive: to discard someone and move on to the next person; often used in cyber-dating but also used in meatspace
Darlin’, after what you did to me, I’ve got half a mind to next you, but I’ll give you one more chance.

Alysia, that guy’s really hot, but he treats me like so much shit--you think I oughta next his ass?

Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.
by KathMac January 1, 2009
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Next level

Either the next trust, love or sexual level. Could be a friend who realized that feelings happened or the next base level.
Next level I took that step with our matching!
by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019
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day after next

Vince, Matt and Billy. One hottie, one emo dude, and one crazyass mutha-fucka.
Did you see Day After Next at Peabodie's? Vince took his shirt off, Matt was rocking out, and Billy beat his head with a drum stick!
by Long Gone September 7, 2003
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Shup boi! Cuz yer next!

Jerred Berchowski laughs at Toddlah when he's suckin on Deputy Ryans Caulk
so Ryans says dis then forces both bois heads down to his crotch area.Later he puts his bois in a headlock and forces dem to listen to his campfire song played on his acoustic guitar!
Jerred:HaHa Todd you gay fag!
Ryans: Shup boi cuz yer next!
Jerred:(gulp)
Ryans:Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah Boi! Jimmy sucks cock and I don't care.............(singing songs)
by spazz13 November 5, 2004
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Next on Death row

The dirty bastard who's last few minutes are upon him. That bastard faces an undescribable punishment. Actually its commonly described as scourging. Either stick in the limb, squid shock man or hang head from thick flammable brown lines.
Joseph: Detention is the worst!
Aaron: Frankly, Either stick in the limb, squid shock man or hang head from thick flammable brown lines, are the worst.

Can also be used when analyzing fingerprints through a low zoom magnifier. Only in Asia though.
by hanes November 12, 2004
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nextel bitch

a hot cellular phone that lets you two-way people and make fun of them gerat phones and a grate service bitch
Bianca two wayed sara from her nextel bitch and made fun of her
by joe February 10, 2005
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next

Term used to tell another person, thing, or object that you have dispensed with its use.

Word used to describe a situation or person or thing that you want nothing to do with.

Derived from places of employment where someone working can yell "next!" implying they are moving on from the first person and bringing on another.
Person 1: Man, that girl is such a flirt but will never date me.

Response 1: Dude you've gotta next that girl.
Response 2: Next!

Person 2: That raccoon just tried to eat my face.

Response 1: NEXT that raccoon!
by ruckster87 August 19, 2008
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