bottle nosing

When a woman gingerly inserts her nose into a man's butt-hole while simultaneously slapping her breasts on the back of the man's legs. Then the man proceeds to take a fat, steaming dump on her face

Nicci was bottle nosing with Chris last night

by will_fraser March 12, 2011

Nottingham Forest

Mediocre club from the Midlands, constantly banging on about how they’re superior to Notts County but local rivals Derby are far better. Forever in Leicester’s shadow and have a winger called Joe Lolley who’s a bit of a walley

“Did you see the Nottingham Forest game the other day?”

“Nah, watched paint dry. Far more interesting!”

by WTF1 superfan 6969 March 3, 2019

Nothing Assed

1) used in any situation that a person feels is not worth their time or energy.

2) this means nothing to me

3) not phased or moved

"This argument is nothing assed to me."

by E.V.E. October 4, 2007

Nothing but donk

1)hitting the rim of a cup in a game of beer pong. also known as the sound of fail.

2)Nothing but the best, the most ballin shit you've ever seen.

team1:This is for game
(miss)
team2:Nothing but Donk!

Nothing but donk there Tom!

by 919baller September 11, 2009

nothingology

The practice of studying nothing as often as possible.

Everyone with a liberal arts degree might as well say they study nothingology.

by Damorith December 17, 2012

Nothing

What you say when either

a) You're too tired to say what's happening.
b) You're too sad to talk about what's happening.
c) A lot of stuff is happening, but you don't know the person well enough to tell them.
d) Nothing is literally happening at all.

a) 2:42 AM: What's up?

2:43 AM: Nothing... I'm going to sleep bye.
b) Jane: What's up Sarah?

Sarah (whose boyfriend broke up with her) : Nothing
c) Brianna: Hi, what's your name?

Marissa: Marissa, what's yours?

Brianna: Brianna.

Blah blah blah, later that day on Facebook or something.

Brianna: What's up?

Marissa: Nothing.
d) Ed: What's up?

Al: Nothing.

Ed: No, seriously. What's up?

Al: Literally, nothing.

by wizardingmockingjaywithabox June 18, 2013

nating out

When you stop for a second and think, "man, ive taken too many dicks today!"

"Dude i think im nating out"

by Mike hawk spig April 15, 2016