Munch

n; a complete suckass. Some refer to a munch as an NPC

“Hey did you see what he said about taking that bet?”
“Yeah bro he was definitely trying to set us up, he’s such a munch!”

by Iamnotamunch January 13, 2023

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Stupid, dumb, really lame and you don’t want to do that thing

Brad: we have a test in chem today bro.
Chris: that’s pretty munched bro not gonna lie.
Brad: yeah

by SkyFluffy21 December 3, 2019

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this is a special meal for special kids and is usually consumed in friendship club (aka munch club). sometimes served with daddy's special sauce

When you walk into breakfast club and you see ethan and lawrence eating daddy's special munch with extra daddy sauce!

by jimbobfish June 16, 2018

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a potatoe

i got a puss munch out of the ground

by Puss munch October 2, 2017

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Stupid fucking cunt looking head ass tweezle

look at this munch

by msbdbdjfis ballsack September 3, 2022

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pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.

"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"

"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"

"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"

"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"

by ycart September 14, 2010

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